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No, I’m not changing the the game here at CBD, I’m just letting you know I have a guest-blogger post up over here. This site is written by the great Emma James, who is in Ireland this week. She is not very frugal and I don’t think she’d survive a week on the Compact. But she promised to bring back lots of Irish somethings or others so I agreed to write a post.
Okay, that’s not really true. She didn’t promise me anything. But she did ask me to write. And when a great person taking a trip you’d die to take asks you to write something, how do you say no?
I’m completely intimidated as her writing has actually ended up on TV (and good TV at that) and I talk about what I’m cooking and how much money I spend on groceries. Oh well, I’m sure her audience is open minded. At least that’s what I tell myself.
If you’re feeling open minded check it out.

I know I just went on a bit of a rant about Freecycle. And it’s not that I don’t like Freecycle. It’s just that I’ve been to busy distracted to do my part to get the most benefit from the program.
I’m not going to do anything about that particular issue now. Instead, I’m going to offer you some free stuff.
Sorry, this is not a giveaway.
I can’t afford fabulous (if used) prizes and as I’m sure only 3 people besides my mother read this that wouldn’t be much of a contest.
Okay, back to the free…
There are two categories for that which I’m giving freely. The first is the free I like because it’s fun and creative. These great sites offer free downloads for things I like to imagine I might make one day. A girl can dream. No, the supplies are not free, but the design and the idea are. That’s the hard part for me. Sometimes I’m creative, I just lack the design and the idea. Check these guys out:
Creature Comforts – not only are there great designs to download but links to other free stuff. It’s a two-fer. Love the mailing labels.
LollyChops – not only is Lolly a kind gal giving away her designs. She’s also a fantabulous graphic designer. I adore the chocolate cobbler packaging. (Mom, you might be seeing one of these boxed up with a gift tag this year.) And the MerivelMoon paper, and the calendar template and the… Oh, just go look.
Vintage Glam – this is primarily a wedding site but there are some really great design downloads available. Lots of labels, fonts and cards. Gotta love Freebie Fridays. Check out the Mad Libs Thank You notes. Gotta get me some.
So that’s enough nice. Now something for the general audience. Assuming you haven’t left me yet.
You haven’t left have you?
I’m a fan of acme eclectic’s blog. It’s not the kind of blog you might think I’d enjoy. But it’s eclectic. Like me. And sometimes there’s something of national interest. Okay, maybe not national…but I think you’d be interested.
A while back ae posted about great free music. Specifically free Song of the Day downloads. If you have a radio station that offers these you know how great they can be. Well, here’s what acme eclectic has to offer…
The Current 89.3 FM (Minneapolis)
Each station’s “Song of the Day” rotation includes a little flavor of the local market, as it should be. But you will find emerging artists from around the world featured on a daily basis. Each of these stations also present in-studio performances that are generally available for download and that periodically serve as material for that day’s offering.
Time, ideas, sounds…I cannot hold these things in my hands although I consider them all consumable. All of these things may be free. All of these things may have value. I hope I have shared some valuable freebies today.
Do you have anything to share?

Green∙wash (gren’wosh’,-wôsh’)– verb: the act of misleading consumers regarding the environmental practices of a company or the environmental benefits of a product or service.
The (very considerate) husband, once again, pointed me in the direction of a truly interesting article. If you didn’t catch this story on Slate.com let me paraphrase. And expand.
TerraChoice, a science-based environmental marketing firm created a study of environmental claims made by manufacturers of products typically found in major retailers across the nation. I don’t think we can expect a performance by Brad Pitt (so unfortunate), but the findings can be categorized into seven sins. Or at least TerraChoice thinks so. They have created The Seven Sins of Greenwashing. It used to be six sins, but then a seventh was found. I sure hope that’s the last addition. The Eight Sins has no ring to it.
The initial study was completed in 2007. TerraChoice just released the 2009 study. More claims are being made and an insignificant decline in greenwashing practices has been noted since the earlier study. The study does not include names of exact products. Apparently TerraChoice isn’t into pointing fingers. It’s a darn shame, I’d love to know some of the worst offenders and what sins they are guilty of.
Thankfully, the group over at Slate was curious too. They found four green products and rated them on an enviro-scam meter. Maybe the movie will be a combination of Spiderman and Se7en. Maybe that only made sense to me.
Back to Slate. The products listed were:
- Clorox “Green Works” Products – scam factor: 4 out of 10…My favorite bit is from Company representative Aileen Zerrudo. “We tested products without fragrances and dyes,” said Zerrudo of the marketing research the company conducted. Turns out test subjects were put off by fragrance and dye-free formulas’ resemblance to water, she said, and perceived them to be less effective. Perhaps, but Seventh Generation’s “Free and Clear” line seems to be doing just fine.
- Gas Saving Magnets – scam factor: 10 out of 10…I had never even heard of these before but apparently I’m not missing much. Companies are really trying to capitalize on the financial crisis as well as the green movement by promoting magnets that ionize the gas in your car making it easier to vaporize. I assume that means it would burn cleaner or last longer, or something. How about a product, green or otherwise, that just doesn’t work. At all.
- Sephora “Natural Standards” Initiative – scam factor: 6 out of 10…According to Slate, Sephora’s manifesto claims that products sold in their stores that bear a green seal meet “high internal standards” with “the purest, most efficacious ingredients Mother Nature has to offer.” The Web site astutely observes that “the term ‘natural’ is not regulated by the FDA,” and thus they “created [their] own standards for the natural products at Sephora.” I love that. Can I create my own standards too?
- “Green” Hand Sanitizers – scam factor: 6 out of 10…Hand sanitizers are convenient, portable, hygienic, healthy. Or are they? New green products claim to be. The organic options might sound better for you, but the reality is that organic alcohol is still alcohol—and that’s the biggest threat to safety and health in the products. In the meantime, stick to CleanWell, the 100 percent biodegradable, alcohol-free line. Yup, I double checked, that’s what’s in my bag.
So what do you think? Are these the worst, or do you know of some pretty greenwashed marketing campaigns. Go ahead, point your finger.
I couldn’t let the day go by without acknowledging the significance. It’s Wednesday. Halfway through the week already.
Okay, not that. Or at least not just that.
Yes, as you know it’s Earth Day. Posts abound about the environmental impact we have, we should have, we can have. What did you do today that acknowledged the day?
I don’t care.
No, that’s not really true. I do. I’m just being a contrarian. But then I realized I had something to share. So I’m sharing.
Check out this Earth Day post. It has nothing to do with free stuff you can get or what green steps you can take. It’s the who and the why of Earth Day. It’s a short history lesson. And you deserve short after that last post huh?
That’s all. Go learn something.

I have posted about Freecycle in the past. In theory, it is a truly wonderful idea/organization/site/tool. But it isn’t always friendly to the newbie.
I’m a newbie.
Or a voyeur. Or a lurker.
Okay, those sound bad. Let’s just say I’ve been reading the posts but haven’t ventured into the free water yet. I always read what’s wanted in case I have it to give. Never have. I responded to a couple of items that were offered, but didn’t get them. Then I tried to do a wanted post, that didn’t go so well either. Apparently my local Freecycle groups have rules that you must offer something before you can ask for something.
Who made these rules?
I guess I can agree with them in theory but it’s really put a damper on my free-swapping. When I first started the Compact I was fine with the idea of getting things in a more nontraditional manner. But when I have to “sell” something before I can “buy” something I have issues.
I don’t have a lot of stuff to get rid of. Yes, that’s a boast. Many Compactors have taken their pledge as an opportunity to clear clutter. Good for them. I hate clutter. I cleared most of my clutter years ago. I’ve spent the last 4 years clearing my husband’s clutter. Clutter gives me hives.
I know your thinking I must have stuff to get rid of if I have also spent the last several years buying things. And you’re right. But until this year I was the thrift store’s best friend. At least twice a year I would drop off whatever I had collected that just wasn’t needed anymore. Clothes, shoes, bags, books, whatever.
Now I’m hip to the Free world. When we cleaned the closets last month and had more clothes than some large families we donated them to the local mission. But as it was the closets there wasn’t a lot there besides clothes. Clothes closets. Get it? But I do have a small bag of things that didn’t end up at the mission ready to be set free. (Tired of the corny yet?) I just haven’t had taken the time to write up numerous posts for random shit stuff on the off chance other people may want it.
And I have needs. In true Compact fashion I got the parts to fix a clock we already owned. Okay, it wasn’t entirely Compact as I bought the parts. But since they were pretty specific parts I didn’t have much faith I would find them on Freecycle. Plus, pay attention, I can’t ask until I give. I’m behind on the giving, so I gave to Michael’s art store instead. Let’s not lose focus, the point here is I was fixing something instead of replacing it. (Helpful tip: don’t change the time on a clock by forcing the hands around the face. Or don’t let someone not familiar with that tip near said clocks at Daylight Savings Time.)
Where is this all going, you ask? Can I get to a point? Any point? Soon?
Okay, okay. The point is, my newly acquired clock parts require painting. With spray paint. I don’t have any spray paint. I asked a group of friends if they had any spray paint. Not a one did. Who knew black spray paint was so hard to come by. And here’s the kicker, I need about 3 spurts of it. Less than it would take to paint a 3 inch square.
So now I have time on my hands. I want my clock back but I’m not willing to buy paint. And I could probably find some on Freecycle but I’m not allowed to ask.
What’s an even bigger waste of time? The fact that I could have written all the posts I needed to get rid of my stuff in the amount of time I have spent typing this. But then what would you read? And sometimes complaining is good for the soul. Okay, not really. But that’s what I tell myself because sometimes I feel the need to complain.
If you feel the need to complain go ahead. About Freecycle. About me. About whatever. Feel free.
Crock Pot Granola, you say? What’s that, you say? Well, I’ll tell you. The Crock Pot (aka slow cooker, aka grandma pot) is a great way to cook granola so your house smells wonderful, not like burned granola. I love granola but it is darned expensive. And the Crock Pot can only make so much stew, chili and Monday Night Special before it needs a break.
I don’t know where I got the idea, but I found a recipe I tweaked (a lot) and headed to the kitchen.
This is my kind of cooking. A basic list of ingredients, modify to match what you like or at least what you have on hand and skip the measuring cups. Here’s my list of ingredients:
- 5 cups oatmeal (the large rolled oats variety)
- 1/2+ cup honey*
- 1/2 cup oil or melted butter
- 1tsp vanilla
- 1tsp cinnamon
- 1/2+ cup dried fruit
Nuts if you like them. I don’t so I didn’t.
*I added more honey because I like it to be clumpy. (1 cup was still not enough to clump this amount of oats) I also greatly increased the amount of vanilla, cinnamon and dried fruit to be more what I wanted.
Basically, whatever ingredients you want on low for 3-4 hours stirring every 30 minutes. Oh, and vent the lid with a chopstick. The chopstick is the key.
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Now that that’s done how about some microwave granola? Nope, not out of my tree. Not yet anyway. I found this recipe and thought I would give it a go because it is supposed to be clumpy.
And truly, it takes one more dish than the above recipe and 10 minutes actually spent in the kitchen. But then you’re done. And eating granola before the crock pot has gotten its first stir. These ingredients are:
- 3 cups oatmeal (Either Quick Oats or Old Fashioned, they both work well)
- 1/3 cup coconut (may be omitted, I did)
- 1/2 cup vegetable oil
- 3/4 cup brown sugar
- 3 tablespoons honey
- 1 teaspoon cinnamon
- 1 teaspoon vanilla
- 1/2 cup raisins (may be omitted, or increased and substituted with dried cranberries as I did)
The directions here are a little funky.
Pour oatmeal (read it again, just the oatmeal) into a glass microwaveable dish and cook for two minutes; stirring once. Combine all other ingredients into a bowl. Add the oatmeal and stir to coat. Place in glass dish and microwave for 4 minutes stirring every minute. Cool on wax paper.

So why am I giving you two completely different recipes on how to make the same thing? Because neither one is exactly what I want. The first one is great in flavor but has the consistency of cereal when done. The second one is clumpy and bite size but really sweet with heavy brown sugar flavor.
I thought this would be an easy cooking project. You thought this would be a nice cooking post. Apparently we were both wrong. Do you have a granola recipe you love? Can I have it please? I’m unsatisfied and I don’t like it.
As you know, I am pretty much addicted to my bread machine to make wonderful bread, ready and warm upon getting out of bed in the morning.
A tip: DON’T FORGET TO PUSH START.
You will not only feel like an idiot, you will be hungry to boot. I cannot tell you my disappointment this morning upon realizing that is exactly what I did last night. Another tip: probably a good idea not to try making bread after traveling with a small child, arriving home late, unpacking and then trying to be productive before bed.
Just a thought.
Off to be productive. Before noon. As recommended. By somebody.
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